As You Like It
Me:
Do we really need the new iPhone 5s?
She:
What do you mean?
Me:
I kind of want an Android, just to be different. Just to escape this Apple world I'm in.
She:
Does that even make any sense?
Me:
I suppose not. But -- do I really even need a new iPhone? The one I have now does everything I want.
She:
What about speed? Don't you need it to be faster?
Me:
... Not really. I mean, I'm ok with a few seconds of waiting.
She:
Well, mine's a piece of shit. I hate it so much.
Me:
That's not what you said when I bought it for you and it was new!
