As You Like It

  • Me: Do we really need the new iPhone 5s?
  • She: What do you mean?
  • Me: I kind of want an Android, just to be different. Just to escape this Apple world I'm in.
  • She: Does that even make any sense?
  • Me: I suppose not. But -- do I really even need a new iPhone? The one I have now does everything I want.
  • She: What about speed? Don't you need it to be faster?
  • Me: ... Not really. I mean, I'm ok with a few seconds of waiting.
  • She: Well, mine's a piece of shit. I hate it so much.
  • Me: That's not what you said when I bought it for you and it was new!